Okay, this is it.  After all the build-up, this is going to seem so stupid, so obvious, so small, so easy,  that you will probably think I am an idiot. 

BUT DON’T MAKE THAT MISTAKE!

You can do this now.  Today.  And be using it tonight.  And it works.  Okay, you got a computer?? (Well, then how did you look up this webpage???)  You got a printer???  Good (well, if you answered yes, good; otherwise, you are outta luck, pal).

In a nutshell:

Go to an office supply store.  Buy blank business cards that you can put in your computer printer.  Make “personal cards”.  Hand them out to women at appropriate times.  Women will call you.

What?  That’s it??  Yeah, I know it sounds dumb.  But it works.  However, what you put on the cards is important.  It has to be targeted to the babe you are trying to bag.  For example:

Are you a student?  Have you ever run into a young woman who is in a class you are in, but to whom you have never really had a chance to talk to?  Print up some cards that say something like:

Now, you want to make it look nicer than that, but you get the idea.  Hopefully, you have enough of these printed up with different classes on them, so that you will have one with the class you are both in.

Of course, if you are not a student, you will have to come up with other ideas.  They have to fit the time and place.  Sometimes, you need something a bit crude or spicy.  Try: “Sex Instructor, first lesson free.”; or: “Massage Therapist”.

Most times, you don’t want to be so overtly sexual.  Try all different kinds: “Professional Barfly”; “Secret Agent”; “Talent Agent”.  The most important thing is to do something funny and appropriate for the time and place.  Tip:  Don’t hand out “Male Prositute” cards at the church ice cream social.  Get the idea???

What will the reaction be when you give a women one of these?  Usually, hysterical laughter!  Do not think the babe is laughing at you.  She thinks you are very clever; or a little strange.  Whatever.  But she will remember you! Pass out enough of these at the right time and place, and you will get calls.

If she sniffs at it and wrinkles her face like you just gave her a piece of shit: take a clue!  Walk!  She is probably a stuck up . . . person.  Anyway, you don’t want her to think you care two rips about what she thinks.  Plus, she has your card.  You never know, she might call. But she probably won’t call if you stand around kissing her ass!